The art of the pick up line. An art, if mastered can take a man to places no man has been before (or lately) (or a few hours ago) (They dont really care as long as they go there.)

The following is a list of pick-up lines.

The following are pickup lines that have been used by or on people I know.

- Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again.

- Do you have a licence cause you are driving me crazy.

- Do you have a map? Because Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

- Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

- Are you Gillete, cause you are the best a man can get.

- You must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on.

- Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

- I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

- You must be tired Because you've been running through my mind the whole day"

- Guy checks the tag in the girl's shirt and says: 'Thought so. Says Made in Heaven.'"

- Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell from heaven?"


The following are lines I came up with myself, never used em but they are good.

- Your eyes are the same colour as my Porsche.

- You have nice legs, when are they open?'

- The voices in my head told me to come and talk to you!

- Kiss me if I'm wrong but do I know you?

- Either my pants just got tighter or something grew

Guy- Wanna go to my place, eat pizza and make love?"
Girl- a...no
Guy What's the matter? You don't like pizza?

The following three are from Tv
if you can guess which program you are entitiled to a prize*.

1- Hi, I am broke, unemployed and i live with my parents.

2- Would you rather be burned alive or drown to death.

3- I own a speedboat.