something else

May we all find something else to say.



My christmas wish for everyone

Long way down

Why dont I start this post by saying what needs to be said-

YIKES

let not the implications of what I have implied iniatiate a debate involving inappropraite intimidation. Instead see the intricate and intimate interactions involving you and I .


I am proud to say I am growing mature. Not older but maturer.

How do I do it you ask, how does he manage to grow up and grow older at the same time. Unfotunately maturity doesnt exactly bring answers, it does hower post more questions and to make things worse it takes the answers you thought you knew and renders them stupid and useless.

I say we are baseless and we are wrong- I say I dont believe in reincarnation so I commit suicide to prove I wont come back to life, they say suicide is a sin and so as a punishment god didnt bring me back to life.

They say all the worlds a stage- I say screw that go watch the movies

I have been thinking lately- thinking is just people commiting suicide in tiny doses.

I am not the smartest guy in world but I am definately not the dumbest either, I know a little bit of current events a bit of history I have read books, had discussions and I have talked about things. I know I am not the dumbest person on the planet because the people I discuss and talk with are the dumbest people on the planet.

Its a mystery of human chemistry how some people dissolve into you in tiny increments.

True Romance

Say it

You see a girl you really like- then SAY IT

I have said it once I will say it again---
He who hesitates, masturbates

How you say it always important- and a lot of men arent good at it and so being the great guy I am I have here for you the best sweeping romantic speech in the world- it will get the girl everytime provided you SAY IT right.

Ever since I first saw you and pictured you naked I felt deep down in me, an erection. I never believed in love at first sight and I still don’t but for you I am wiling to lie about it. You are the most beautiful girl in and around the 25 meter radius of where I am standing- excluding Betty there because she is way out of my league, so to rephrase that you are the most beautiful girl in my league in a 25 meter radius of where I am starting provided Julie there doesn’t step any closer. Every time I look into your eyes it makes me think I would so rack be looking at your rack right about now. You give me reason for my NRB- Because of you I have started noticing the smaller things- like your breasts. You are like a song- a song by 50 cent- talking mostly about hoe’s, bitches and escalades and sometimes pimpin’. So right now, I am down on my knees asking you—will you be my mistress. If the answer is No then walk away I won’t try to stop you as long as you shake that fine ass for me while you do it.

Good night and good f***

real fidelity

Part three of the relationships series-

I have so far talked about “this” and I have talked about “the other” so naturally this post is about- “that” for those who don’t know what the sentence so far meant I am talking about intimacy, for those who still have no clue what I am talking about I mean sex.

What exactly is sex? Don't bother asking adults. They wont tell- and if they do they will give you the ridiculous version. However, painstaking independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories, but most of them conclude it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes people characterless and insane. Some graffiti I once observed that said "sex is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.

Now we know what sex is- lets go to its finer points- actually lets talk about intimacy instead of sex. As sex is not something I can give an expert analysis on. Deep intimacy is above all the feeling of great seduction. Unlike sex, and you can disagree here, intimacy is seductive- be it a gentle kiss or a longing touch or even just a look of not passion but of complicity. Relationships seem to lack that, screw what the relationship books tell you, look for that look of complicity- now that’s satisfying.

And before Rakshi Castrates me let me tell you about hugs. Actually I will leave her to tell you about hugs, she is the expert. I will just say this hugs are important in friendship or just humanship really but in a relationship the warmth of one body holding on to another has a completely different effect. Also more importantly hug people unless you want to be castrated by rakshi.

WOW- I can see why they write books on these things, single blogposts don’t do it any justice. I give up- its impossible to write on these subjects. Screw it

I will just give you one piece of advice when it comes to relationships-

Keep it real, keep it great- keep it really great.