Friday, June 23, 2006

Crystal Balls

Two weeks after the end of school a reunion took place. There wasnt much reuniting and everyone was pretty much the same. But reunion got me thinking where everyone will be ten years from now and so I present to you

THE FUTURE

Foxxy Lady

Ten years after her marriage with Arif, Foxxy lady resides in Kenya with her husband and 15 kids. Her husband is a good hunter and provider due to his vast experience in Kunt. After coming out of Kunt he works in the entertainment business. When not looking after her children or giving birth, Foxy lady does social work and is currently writing her second best-seller. The first book was what many believe is a social fantasy about her life in Cambridge.

Fabio

Now bald due to a series of unfortunate accidents with involving gum Fabio is married to the only other person who thinks "he is soo hot" the gender of this person is still unknown and undisclosed.

Fabio lives away from civilization because he has lost all hope in the world he created. Fabio lives on a Penguin ranch and spends his spare time playing video games and complaining. Lately he has been working as a fashion consultant on a new movie directed by Azmi.

Azmi

Now a big time movie director Azmi has just gotten a divorce for the seventh time, the two reasons for the divorce being-

1- He forgot to name her in his Oscar acception speech.

2- He forgot to sign the pre-nuptial agreement.

Azmi is currently working on the film version of Foxxy ladies best selling novel. He has just signed Hysum for a staring role.

Hysum

Happily married to a woman way out of his league. He is the father to a set of twin girls (Tangerine and Shama). At the age of 28 Hysum is rich and retired because obesity increased ten fold in the last ten years and the Bro's were a huge success. Acting part time Hysum is enjoying himself.

Toad

Now married to the prince of Nezapur she rules over a kingdom that has poverty, Aids, high crime the plague, child molesters, infertile men and natural calamities. All of these are Ofcourse part of her economic plan as they add a variety to the economy. Currently she is ruing the day she listened to Sabeel instead of Hysum ten years ago during the options evening. It is not all bad though, currently a friend of hers is writing a book on her called Da Lini code (the truth behind the toad princes)

Hobo

After a few run in's with the Law due his Homo erotically charged behavior. Still homeless The Hobo is now married to someone, When I tried to contact him to ask about the identity of his spouse I could hear nothing but what seemed to be the sound of penguins but I must be mistaken because the line was bad due to the fact that he lives somewhere away from civilization.

Note- The above is based on complete truth, only the names, descriptions and events have been changed.

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