Wise words from Hysum [the new age Confucius]
Woman can use sex to get what she want, man cant do that becuase sex is what he want.
Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
Virginity like balloon--one prick, all gone.
Baseball all wrong--man with four balls can't walk.
Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent
If ground be the sky, then when you walk you fly
When lady say no, she mean maybe, When lady say maybe, she mean yes, When lady say yes--she no lady!
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Hoist the colours
Yo, ho, haul together, hoist the colors high. Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die.
The king and his men stole the queen from her bed and bound her in her Bones. The seas be ours and by the powers where we will well roam.
Yo, ho, haul together, hoist the colors high. Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never say we die.
Some men have died and some are alive and others sail on the sea – with the keys to the cage... and the Devil to pay we lay to Fiddler's Green!
The bell has been raised from it's watery grave... Do you hear it's sepulchral tone? We are a call to all, pay head the squall and turn your sail toward home!
Yo, ho, haul together, hoist the colors high. Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never say we die.
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- I cant sing, I cant dance, I am not a great writer and I suck at science at math. I cannot run and I am not very good at throwing, catching or hitting a ball. The only thing I am good at is nothing at all.
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