Chapter Seven

Before we begin a couple of notes

1- This is very important, too many people are thinking the last few posts are based on reality- IT IS NOT- all events and some characters in the story are fictitious- any resemblance to anyone living or dead is purely plagiarism or co-incidental.

2- Due to popular demand I am going to start updating the blog faster. So the system I have decided on is this- If there are four comments on a particular post I will start work on the next one, but keep the comments coming- I love em.

And now to our regular scheduled program

There it was-- my angel was a bisexual ( not that I have anything against homosexuality- You go gayfriend) but in this context I wasn’t too pleased.

Bi-sexuals are the only people in the world who aren’t sexist.

I had a decision to make- and my brain was left helpless and confused- so I did what any sane man in my position would do.

I googled it.

Search – bisexual girl - Images

I ogled google.

And then I knew what to do- my decision was clear- you can call it divine intervention or divine erection- they both pointed to the same thing-

The next morning I gathered all my courage, put on my best shirt, my best pants and my only clean pair of boxers.

I was ready-

With determination in my eyes and perspiration on my forehead I walked towards her-

And I saw her- licking a lollipop- I stood there staring at her tongue wrapped around the lollipop- she looked pretty straight to me- but then I saw a wrapper on the floor-

Cherry flavored lollipop- she was definitely bi-sexual

It was now or never

Go on to her- break the ice-

I spoke to my imaginary friend- My brain

- Say something funny

- Something charming

- Be aloof

- Be suave

- Be smart

- Be interesting

I was prepared

“Hey- I am hysum, you must be Bi-sexual”

Crap- This was not the beginning of a beautiful friendship.