Have you noticed how when you sleep shirtless you sleep for longer, this is because shirts remind you of society, society reminds you of responsibility and responsibility keeps you awake- So you can probably deduct how late I was going to be to university this paticular morning considering I had gone to sleep pantless.
Things are a lot faster when they are organised and orderly- so to get ready faster I do things in an organised fashion- Organised alphabetically
Bath
books
brush
cereal
Juice
Mobile
Mom
notebook
pants
shirt
socks
shoes
University
wassup
Zipper
It is very important to put up your zipper in time- that strap of ziper is the thin line between Education and seduction.
I stand in the student centre and I look around- 360 degrees and when you look around 360 degree- no matter what angle you look at- you will see only one thing- the world is full of women, Extremely hot, extremely busy- multitasking women- all of them walking away from you- heading in the opposite direction. Have you ever noticed how the hot women are always walking in the opposite direction.
If you stand in one place long enough- every hot woman in the world will walk away from you. That is the reason why men chase- BAAAAAAD IDEAAAAA
Let me tell you Hysum's first Law of chemistry
- We pursue that which retreats from us.
So there I stood, in the middle of the student centre- pulling up my zipper. A smirk on my stubbled face- ready to walk away, lets retreat.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This is chapter one
Think of it as a book-
I am going to write down chapter two next post
and its will be a contining short story
SMALL TALK- BOOK one
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
closer
If you absolutely had to choose between which gender is better would it be...
My Blogger Panel
My Blogger Panel
Links
Hoist the colours
Yo, ho, haul together, hoist the colors high. Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die.
The king and his men stole the queen from her bed and bound her in her Bones. The seas be ours and by the powers where we will well roam.
Yo, ho, haul together, hoist the colors high. Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never say we die.
Some men have died and some are alive and others sail on the sea – with the keys to the cage... and the Devil to pay we lay to Fiddler's Green!
The bell has been raised from it's watery grave... Do you hear it's sepulchral tone? We are a call to all, pay head the squall and turn your sail toward home!
Yo, ho, haul together, hoist the colors high. Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never say we die.
About Me
- superpowerfulman
- I cant sing, I cant dance, I am not a great writer and I suck at science at math. I cannot run and I am not very good at throwing, catching or hitting a ball. The only thing I am good at is nothing at all.
5 comments:
hot is subjective
Ahhh Hysum's laws. The coinange sounded very "official" heehee. And touche on that by the way. Its all about the entropy darling. We do pursue what we cant have and entropy describes it pretty well. We're either in systems of order or disorder but we're still under consideration. Our bodies act spontaneously. The reaction would depend on the system. For the first time, physics makes common sense. Bless thermodynamics and the wrong class i walked into. *shudder*
p.s. its lovely to have you back. Missed you.
Bring.on.chapter2
=D you talented thing you..
Post a Comment