Saturday, May 05, 2007

Chapter One

Have you noticed how when you sleep shirtless you sleep for longer, this is because shirts remind you of society, society reminds you of responsibility and responsibility keeps you awake- So you can probably deduct how late I was going to be to university this paticular morning considering I had gone to sleep pantless.

Things are a lot faster when they are organised and orderly- so to get ready faster I do things in an organised fashion- Organised alphabetically

Bath
books
brush
cereal
Juice
Mobile
Mom
notebook
pants
shirt
socks
shoes
University
wassup
Zipper

It is very important to put up your zipper in time- that strap of ziper is the thin line between Education and seduction.

I stand in the student centre and I look around- 360 degrees and when you look around 360 degree- no matter what angle you look at- you will see only one thing- the world is full of women, Extremely hot, extremely busy- multitasking women- all of them walking away from you- heading in the opposite direction. Have you ever noticed how the hot women are always walking in the opposite direction.

If you stand in one place long enough- every hot woman in the world will walk away from you. That is the reason why men chase- BAAAAAAD IDEAAAAA

Let me tell you Hysum's first Law of chemistry

- We pursue that which retreats from us.


So there I stood, in the middle of the student centre- pulling up my zipper. A smirk on my stubbled face- ready to walk away, lets retreat.


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This is chapter one
Think of it as a book-
I am going to write down chapter two next post
and its will be a contining short story

SMALL TALK- BOOK one

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

hot is subjective

Anonymous said...

Ahhh Hysum's laws. The coinange sounded very "official" heehee. And touche on that by the way. Its all about the entropy darling. We do pursue what we cant have and entropy describes it pretty well. We're either in systems of order or disorder but we're still under consideration. Our bodies act spontaneously. The reaction would depend on the system. For the first time, physics makes common sense. Bless thermodynamics and the wrong class i walked into. *shudder*

Anonymous said...

p.s. its lovely to have you back. Missed you.

Joey said...

Bring.on.chapter2

Anonymous said...

=D you talented thing you..