I sit in the student centre
friends come to me, they all want something
- Money
- Help with notes
- company
- a favour
Friendship is concentual rape.
AN hour to class, an hour to kill-
I head to the library.
The library is three floors-
Three floors of books in multiple languages.
Reference books
Novels
I am surrounded by great works of literature and research.
I head onto the nearest computer and log onto facebook.
After all if I am going to kill some time I might as well kill some brain cells- the punishment for killing is the same matter how large the number of your victims.
5 mins latter
77 clicks later
9 keywords later
I find her- the girl of my lucid dreams, my liquid lucid dreams.
Facebook is a stalkers paradise
Her name was SAM
She was born on october 23, 1988
Her bra size was 34 b
Her email address- Hoochie_mama123@hotmail.com
Her address- American university of sharjah- womens dorms- room number 213
Facebook- the handbook for the faceless
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Some men have died and some are alive and others sail on the sea – with the keys to the cage... and the Devil to pay we lay to Fiddler's Green!
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9 comments:
Hahaha! Well said bhaijaan! =D
Uhhh..dude, ur not really considering stalking this girl are you? Cause you know..it is kind of..well...against the law :D
Which stupid female would put their dorm room number on their profile?$@$%*
I say we stalk this girl and teach her a lesson.
Peeps and pets,
say hello to the Truth with a capital t. THIS is what plato forgot
I think I should clear this out once and for all.
This is al made up- no such real woman exists. I am no stalker- I did not fall in love at first site. I dont even have an account on facebook.
Oh and you will have to read on to find out if I am realy thinking of stalking this girl.
ofcourse you don't have an account on facebook. but ofcourse you can 'bigelow-talk' to give the illusion that you do! I tell Huysum you two are so similar it's appalling.
Now why did you have to go and kill it. I've always wanted to stalk somebody. tsk..*rolls eyes*
:D
Oh and i must say...Thanks To The LORD, this women does not exist.
Because there really isn't anything more sexy then a girl pickin her nose. Yikes! What a turn on.
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