This is the second entry a sequel of sorts to fidelity, my earlier post. There is one thing in a long term relationship that is probably more important than communication.
LOVE
How do I give advice on that- I don’t know- How to fall in love? No can do
I could always do- How to get someone to fall in love? No can do.
How about- How to say in Love? Not happening either
None of this is something that can we thought or learned- instead I will write something more handy.
How to know if you are in love or not?
Lets start with the common symptoms- as shown on TV, books and media.
- Sleeplessness
- Don’t at much
- Seeing the person you love everywhere
- Butterflies in tummy
- Day dreaming
It seems a lot of people in the media have mistaken pneumonia for love. These are not symptoms of Love but symptoms of high stage 2 pneumonia.
Lets face it- you probably have butterflies in your tummy because you don’t eat much- why don’t you eat much- you don’t eat much because you cant taste anything due to the pneumonia and if you keep day dreaming how the hell do you except some sleep and lack of sleep can lead to only one thing- delusions. You are getting delusional- seeing people.
You don’t need a lover, you need a doctor.
So how do you know if you are in love- well here are the real symptoms.
You are in love if -:
- Of the two people involved, one is rich and the other is poor
- People and rain appears from nowhere and start singing songs
- One of the two is in denial of the love before the last possible moment
- The girl is leaving for ever possibly for a better job on a plane, in an airport with very low security- where just about anybody can get through even without a ticket. (hope terrorists never fall in Love)
- There is a huge misunderstanding between the two of you.
- If there is a third person involved- most commonly a manipulative rich/cocky or bitchy person.
- You have weird/quirky friends- who all hang around in one place- an give you bad advice on your life- while they themselves seem to be desperate and single and don’t have anything better to do than hang around in one place all day.
If you have at least four of the seven above things happening in your life than you are in love.
There are some exceptions to the above rules- other less common symptoms of love are:-
- confusion
- No control of situation
- complex mixed feelings
- not being satisfied
- Fear
- And caring
Of course that could also mean you are having a mid-life crisis.
To be continued…
10 comments:
.... wouldnt it be great to be a doctor and say that someone is medically in love with you and u prescribe this person a very generous dosage of sex with you?
Three times a day.
Twice before sleep
Once in the morning
and multiple times in the afternoon.
ahh prescribed sex
you could even write receipt for them. and CHARGE them for it.
bloody hell..
what was i saying..oh yes..love.
i dont think it gets any less complicated as you grow older..or does it?
its simple faa... the older you get, time speeds up, life catches up, love hangs on... it all becomes a very very very underestimated patchwork of emotion and its all set alight by the flames of consumer societies. Put it this way... society has forgotten how to feel. Full stop.
oh-as for the mid-life crisis...meh. Thats just another term for menopausal nostalgia
its a chemical stimulation. a survival trait
'Love and other emotions are just chemical reactions in your... braaaiinn...' - Savage Garden
Can't disagree there. Everything boils down to moronic simplicity/survival/both in the end.
Gosh, prescribed sex... now that's a simple idea. Especially when Hysum breaks down the prescription for you.
Oh jeez. That's me, btw ^.
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