Friday, November 10, 2006

Disclaimer

Don’t read this post. There has to be something more constructive you can do with your time. Maybe you could take a night class, become someone important. Make something out of yourself. Treat yourself to a dinner, be happy for a change. Use the time you would otherwise waste reading this to live for a change. Go on give it a try.

Every year over hundreds of thousands of people die of starvation. Every day Mc donalds sells over hundreds of thousands of burgers burgers. Fast food joints in third world countries is the answer to the worlds hunger problems. Ronald should be the UNs mascot.

If you look around at most people you can trace the entire persons evolution of personality to the latest deodorant advertisement. Be it the evolution of our hair or our cloths, the evolution of how we talk and how we judge people. We are the children of supermodels, we might not look at them but they raised us and thought us how to live our lives. Deodorant- the secret to successful life though it doesn’t cover up the smell of artificiality.

The thing about cloning our personalities from television advertisements is that killing us is the moral equivalent of crashing a car, beheading a Barbie, Switching of a vacuum cleaner we are all such products.

They say when you die our life flashes before our eyes. Am I really alive or is this just a rerun of my life.

Another thing is no matter how much you love someone, when they are not using that deodorant and that stench enters your nose- you will take a step back. We love our deodorants; it’s a great cover to our natural unholy scent.

I think Darwin had it wrong- people don’t evolve, we mutate.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mutation of the trend. The trends without immunity face quick mass extinction. The upcoming innovation proliferates because of immunity - and we all follow suit of the 'setter' in order to stay alive.

As Agent Smith once said: 'The human race is... a virus, a disease...'

But where is the cure?

Joey said...

Ahh..yes..i couldve been doing my math h.w , but no, i chose to read on..
no..not bacause im lifeless, but becaue..well..it is hysumtalk...And quite meaningful, especially this piece.

Joey said...

Oh if only u couldve seen the state of half my Barbies as a child..the heads that went missing..the legs that were lost..not to mention the single shoes someone kept stealin so that i only had one shoe from every pair left..
i did not like mixing and matching.


P.s- we would all probably die if there was no such thing as deodrant.