I walk around and talk to people only to find out that the world is full of common- misconceptions about men. I would like to use the midium of this blog to clear out some of my these common misconceptions. If you have any more questions please don’t be afraid to ask.
1- Men think about sex every six seconds-
This is far from the truth. We men like the romantically subtle things; we do not think of sex every sex sexonds.
2- Men watch porn
I will not dispute this- we do watch porn, but we watch it for the articles. We do not watch porn to fulfill any of our sick perverted desires- we watch it for its suspense filled plots filled with twists, tits and turns. We watch it for its deep characters and excellent choreography. We watch it for the massage... I mean the messege And the action is blowing- mind blowing that is.
3- Men are shallow
Contrary to common conceptions we are not actually as shallow as the shallow end of a pool for midget babies. We are in fact as deep as a deep throat by Jenna Jameson. (Jenna Jameson and midgets why does that sound familiar)
4- Men are not good listeners
That’s not a real mis-conceptions- I have never heard a girl make that complain to me
5- Men are not sensitive
We in fact are very sensitive in particular areas.
6- Men do not talk about their feelings
No we don’t
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In the battle between Real Small Ones and Fake Big (and I mean Katie Price-big) Ones, I always presumed the latter always won out in many a male's mind... My research proved otherwise. Apparently real is always preferable. Hmmm...
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Katie Price you say?....i fear for that woman's safety. Then again, just imagine how much money she'd save on the air bags in any vehicle she goes in. Hmm... i wonder if they had boobs instead of air bags. What a way to fuck up men's driving on the roads. They'd want to test-crash everywhere they go. *bang* BOOBS! Heehee... ouch.
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