They Love ME- They Really love ME

Over the last few days it has come to my knowledge that this blog now has an bigger fanbase than ever before. Its great being a celebrity, being loved. I have never really been loved, not even by my parents- my bath toys were a toaster and a radio- That explains my hair.

Now as a famous person, it is veryt important that my fans know a little about me. Lets begin with my family tree- I looked up my family tree and monkeys threw fruits at me- I looked down my family tree and four dogs were using it as their person urinal.

I ofcourse have many funny anecdotes about my family but I wont write any, you see- The problem with intresting stories is it always reminds someone of a boring one.


Celebrity of course means more women- A girl called me yesterday and said "come on over, theres nobody home- I went over- Nobody was home

A fanbase also means more friends- I mean I never had friends or toys as a child- Hell if I wasnt a boy- I would have nothing to play with.

I mean the only fame I ever got before this was I was once in an ad- for birth control.

Fame does not go so well with relationships- Look at TOMKAT or Bennifer- I am afraid we might be called Hyni.

THis ofcourse will mean I will have to get into acting- I have a very expressive face- I once fell assleep in the library and a blind man was reading my face- Puberty was not a good time for pimples.

Maybe do a film or a TV show- being the great actor that I am- There is a lot of crap on Tv these days- espiecially reality shows- I don't like this reality television, I have to be honest, I think real people should not be on television. It's for special people and actors like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real.


Even as I write this I am surrounded by papparatzi- I am typing this outside Jennifer Anistons house.

Some Quick notes

- Thank you to my number one fan, my publisist and the most amazing girl in the world.- Dalini
- Also I have decided to use this blog to help people out- Therefore I am going to start a agony aunt section, if you have problems or question please write them in the comment section I will try to help you out in the next post. You dont have to leave your name- but if you did it would help me answer your questin better also leave your age and gender if you can.

Till then

They love me- They really love me