Life as it is sucks. There I said it- it has some great bits but as a whole it sucks. I hate the future.
The thing is in the future we have nothing to look forward too. Just death- and well death isnt all that great. I usually enjoy every moment of my life but moments last for moments and so I think that life should be lived inside out- upside down
Backwards
Like I said the most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle should be backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You get married and your love for them increases by the day plus they get younger. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. Then you party, hang out with your friends get the women enjoy campus life you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...
...and you finish off as an orgasm.
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I think you just hit on a solution that no one else has thought of prior to this. We're all so consumed with finding alternates to all the troubles that we experience in life that we don't stop for a second to think that what's actually, philosophically wrong with it is the actual sequence of events. 'Backwards' sounds phenomenally awsum, Hysum.
Missing you like crazy,
Dalini
But the very presence and notion of DEATH and the finality behind it.. thats what makes life what it is. If we were elves, our sense of appreciation would be numbed by immortality.... just an opinion :)
Great postulate though *thumbs up*
such an amazing ending!
Sigh..if life were really like this!
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