little known

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by logic or science- Mr. Abraham is just one example of such things.

- And many men claim women are another but women arent tht hard to understand once you look at them scientifically. Lets start from scratch- Women are made up of DNA- Deoxyribonucleicacid- For those uninitiated with science Deoxyribonucleicacid is a complex string of syllables.

This DNA decides things such as sex, eye colour- any desieces you might have and even your sex orientation- Clearly science disproves the silly superstition that the stars controls and planets control a persons future- that’s just stupid- infact its little colourful stringy things that decide these things.

The female body is complex- and I really don’t have time to talk about all the parts of the female body but know this- each part has a biological function- lets take the breast for example- the sole biological purpose of female breasts are to make men stupid.

The female body is very delicate- it is important that a man touches it with utmost care and devotion taking time to savour every tiny moment of the female body- especially since lately there is so little body involved- Women these days are thin and it has nothing to do with DNA or stars- and it is tragic- falling through sewer frills is now the number one reason for female death. Followed by lung cancer- which can easily be eradicated if cigarettes came with the warning- “contains fat”. The third most common reason for death among women is breast cancer which would be a lot easier to treat if the men doctors treating the women didn’t all of a sudden become stupid.

There is a lot more to write about but time is not my friend- This post will be continued in the near future.

Until then

Women- take care of your bodies or else I will have to do it for you