babies for dummies

As a child I asked my dad "Where do babies come from?"

He replied

"Your Mum"

I grew up to realize my dad was wrong,. The real answer is a lot more complicated

"where do babies come from?"

INDIA

Babies are Indias highest export.

Now I am not saying all babies come from India but china and India pretty much have a monopoly on them.


Though china has more stock at this moment India is catching up- and fast.


One has to remember most chinese babies are cheap fake versions of Japanese babies. What else do you think the Philipnos are- cheap , pirated versions of the chinese shipped to other countries in containers.

The reason that India manages to make so many is simply economic-

In india labour is cheap still painful but cheap.

But with all their technology why hasnt the western countries been able to get in on the baby business. Well they have tried - with stem cell research, test tube babies and cloning but nothing has really been working and reason is simple. Baby making is more of a manual job and the westerners used to using technology dont have it in them to do manual work.
Hell they insist on using dildos and cyber sex .


As for the cloning the the chinese and blacks have already perfected that.

When born babies arent too complicated - the only organ they have are drool glands.


So to conclude- I have tried to explain the baby phenomenon as simply as possible. I hope it went down as smooth as a babies bottom- you know - I hope whoever invented that expression had babies otherwise its just concerns me how he might have tested his hypothesis


Just remember you cant have a baby in a month- It takes time, patience and a really drunk woman.