the suicide kid

I have decided to take Sam's suggestion I shall now follow people such as Hitler into Naziness, I mean suicide. I have no will to live but I have written will for death. All my possessions will go to charity including my student loan bills, my bastard child and my court order for possession of drugs, as a matter of fact those are all my possessions.

You are probably wondering what drove me to kill myself, I was hopping it would be a cabbie but they are impossible to catch, extremely dangerous and oh so expensive, I mean if I was to run as fast as the metre on these cabs I would get there faster than the cab. So that is to say I walked into my own grave, figuratively speaking not literally. I am afraid of heights well I guess a grave is more depths but its kinda the depth from the ground so its heights. Its complicated really. I guess my mode of transportation is not all that important to you at all. Lets just gt back to why I killed myself.

There are many reasons- The first one of course is depression. No, I am not talking about being sad I mean the economy. We are in a depression and while I don't understand economics I understand people will be made redundant and while I dont totally understand what the word means I am gonna guess its re doing whats dun which we dant have to do. Simply put why re do what we dundant. I am also killing myself cause I am lonely but not in a cool way like the lone ranger but in a crappy way like RnB singers. I have no one just one gnome. A garden Gnome, I call him Grape. Cause I like Grapes [Note the G in Gnome is silent but the G in Grape is not]. I am killing myself because the girl I love doesn't love me back, she loves me front, me side and me top but just wont love me from the back. She says its very awkward. So now I am going to hang myself after which I will commit suicide. I am also killing myself cause I am filled with angst in my pants or are those ants. Eitherways its in my pants.

I want to die in a wholly original way. Lie no one has committed suicide. That is to say I have decided to die of old age. I mean you guys know life and lets face it- life is nothing but suicide in tiny increments.