Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Home sexy Home

From the moment men are are born the are surrounded by woman.

And its great- its safe, we can just float around and food just come directly to us and we don't need too move much- its just perfect.

of course one day we get out and we live life. But its never the same, It takes some time to realise this- but we eventually do and from the moment we realize it we try our best to get back into women. We want to be in women. Some people may call us perverts, others call us sick and the truth is we are sick- we are homesick.

And so- if you are a single girl and you are looking for a man you should advertise yourself. I can see it now. Ads for women.

For example a woman looking for a fling.

19 year old for rent- has one bedroom, has spacious rooms- lawn already mowed. two floors- Top floor already furnished.

Or a single mother looking for a relationship-

Second hand woman for sale. unwanted gift to previous tenant. One bedroom, kitchen and kids room. Mum and kids- packaged deal.

You get the idea-

Men are commuters- so we might some times be polygamous. I mean some men still like monotony - I mean monogamy but there is a reason for our ways.

You see most men know they are going to screw up and the women are going to leave them so they do their best to keep backups for if and when they screw up so that at least they aren't left homeless. Its a simple case of not putting all our eggs in one basket or more appropriately- all our baskets in one egg.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Self-fulfilling prophecy. If guy think he's going to screw up, he will most definately screw up. Simple. Dont think you're going to screw up.
Problem Solved.

Anonymous said...

lawn already mowed. two floors- Top floor already furnished

-aiiiii yai yai huysum! this post had me grinning... :)

Anonymous said...

btw, i have been meaning to tell you that if you started with, 'from the moment men are convcieved,"instead of born, it would be better...

superpowerfulman said...

Ooo- yea- thts how the line was in my head-