The ice age was a harsh and tortures time for most human beings. But enough about the movie- lets get back to history.
The ice resulted in the extinction of many animals including
The woolly mammoth
The nylon mammoth
The 100% original denim mammoth
The platypus (was discover again recently to be alive)
The hairypuss (was reincarnated by the hippies)
The Cave people spent most of their lives in caves (as their name suggests) they battled the cold by living in close knit communities, where everything was shared- these people told each other stories teaching each other about the importance of honour and honesty. They were simple people- Thee people (as thought by history books and schools) are know as barbarians.
These people did not have electricity so they were forced to watch television by candle light.
They did not have most of the superficial things in life that really matters.
To battle the harsh ice age the best minds of the barbarian world came together and came upon a solution. This solution was criticized far and wide as stupid and people said it would work. The rolling stones called the plan “a piece of crap”- but the plan happened to work and as a matter of fact is so popular and great that it still works. But of course people still criticize the plan and call it crap.
4 comments:
fav part: watch tv by candle light. classic.
my fav part: The nylon mammoth
conjures images of Snuffy from Sesame Street. I hated him. He was so whiny he'd give whinny Mohammed competition.
Coming to think about it, no; he wouldn't.
*btw typo in the begining torturous.
umm. didn't we decide that whiny mo isn't really whinny. it's jst the only way i remember him therefore that's him now :P
Well written article.
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