Monday, April 02, 2007

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Everyone has watched 300 and talked about- but what I want to do is talk about 300 and and what I didnt watch it in it- thanks to the omniscient UAE cencors. I would like to thank them, for what they have done has saved me- I am glad I did not see the sex and nudity in 300 as it would send frustrated teenagers such as myself into paroxysms of forbidden joy, in the process rupturing my moral fabric forever.

No I am not one to complain- I believe that they should have a warning at the beginning of movies- please switch off your cell phones and hormones.

Every hint of nipple is a sign of how crippled our society is- Ban the breasts on screen- Ban the bigger breasts even more and dont get me started on the fake breasts.

Every glimpse of an uncovered ass is sending our society into the crapper. A crotch is a blotch on society.

So from now- everytime you think to say something against the cencors I want you to t remember tha Spartans- the thousand nations of the persian empire decend upon them and yet the Spartans won- but no Spartan was a match for UAE censors.



Say yes to censorship if you dont want to die.

7 comments:

Joey said...

*sniff*...i havent seen it yet. This obviously means, i am getting left out of conversations.

superpowerfulman said...

A- watch it
B- Dont worry, we can always discuss Iranian gestures instead.

Anonymous said...

.. I saw the uncensored version.

And you missed nothing.

ManicMane said...

I saw the uncensored version too. There's nothing to miss, really... Unless Rakhshi saw some extremely illicit extended and uncut version that's hard to locate online.

Anonymous said...

it is hard to locate online- its called IMAX

ManicMane said...

Sex in IMAX... I think I'd just be embarrassed watching it.

superpowerfulman said...

They shouold make 3D porn- its like you are right in the middle of the action. Think of the facial possiblities.