The following are a few words that should be in the in the dictionary of everyone who knows me. This is mostly because I am working very hard on entering these terms into the dictionary. So lets begin...
Festicle- A festival of testicle, also known as guys night out.
Coke Choke- When someone says something particularly funny while you have a form of liquid in your mouth that you end up sending up your nose.
Craptrap- Either constipation or those moments of anxiety (eg- a first date or public speaking) when you really want to take a dump but cant.
Sleeping like a baby on Rufi's- sleeping for over 12 hours.
Hip-notism/ crack addict- You know those times when there's a guy and the top of his crack is visible and no matter how hard you try your eyes keeping inadvertently fixated on it.
Severe Infatuation- When a person you barely know tells you that hey love you.
QualiTITy or quanTITu- the eternal question of small real breasts or big fake breasts.
Assterbation- the act of figuratively talking out of your ass or masturbating the ass.
Going down on a girl- The female equivalent of sucking up.
Natural selection- The name that is given to a relationship where the guy and girl are no more together but still naturally behave like a couple because they are too used to being one.
Contracting companies- the best friend of the high maintainance girl you are going out with. She will help you take care of the girl friend.
The 38th minute lull- The part of the conversation where you are running out of things to talk about and begin to speak non-sense.
Dick magnet- The female equivalent of a chick magnet
Hair-a-kiri- A person who looks like a hot girl from behind due their hair but turns out to be an ugly dude.
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Festicle. Festicle.
You are the general manager of the universe. May the creator bless your brain and enter that word into all dictionaries. They would have to. It rhymes with dick-shun-eyrie. Like a festicle.
here are a few more words you may want to add to you dictionary.
Fraud-n-lovers, adjictive:
The couple who publicly say they are dating but secretly are waiting for something better to come along so they may quickly break-up.
Freud-n-lovers, addictive, (sometimes known as pseudo-love):
Not to be confused with Fraud-n-lovers, this is the couple who claim to be in love, but are actually mistaking their biological need for sex and the urge to reproduce for love. Often relationships based on Freud-n-love quickly become Fraud-n-love and break up because relationships need a firmer foundation.
Idiocracy, noun:
The theory that only stupid people are breeding thus, on average, making stupider and stupider future generations.
Universal tool, noun:
A person taken advantage of, either in a sexual manner or other by a large group of people. Often this person is left with a sense of general unaccomplished failure.
Food Slut, noun:
A friend's dog that constantly barks at you but suddenly loves you and pretends to be nice to you when you have food to give them. (For some extreme cases, this can be applied to people).
Taker-non-giver, noun:
A person who will suck you dry of all your kindness and in return has nothing for you.
Indig-nation, noun:
A large group of people said to have a self-destructive culture of constant denial, and closed-mindedness. This often leads to hatred of others and hostilities.
Drama-Drive, noun:
The notion that boredom in humans is of the utmost danger leads to the concept of the drama-drive. This is a subconscious drive pushing them to make bad choices. These bad choices thus cause problems of varying turmoil, which in turn keep everyone entertained or occupied. The greater the boredom, the more severe the consequences of the drama-drive.
Hope these new terms help in the creation of your new dictionary.
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