At some point of our lives we have all felt a certain supernatural existence, a supernatural world. The question is- how much effect does this world have on our lives and what's the traffic situation in that world like- are parking spaces easy to find.
I would like to spend some time exploring these worlds from the comfort of my laptop. The first unexplained phenomena I would like to talk about is Paris Hiltons fame. But I am goign to instead try and understand something easier to grasp. Mainly Aliens and U.F.O's.
Is there intelligent life out there and more importantly is there intelligent life down here. It's a debetable question. To our knowledge Aliens have never tried to contact our government, which is evidence that the aliens are indeed intelligent. Some (m night shymlalanmaenamnie) say that crop cirlcles are a way of aliens comunicating. My question is this if the aliens are so intelligent than why the hell are they running around in circles.
Lets now take the example of Roswell. It's a mediocre Tv show and the lead guy in it had a weird nose. but enough about that lets get back to the subject of aliens.
There have of course been multiple sighting of U.F.O's over the years. the following are a few eye witness records that I have collected. The first one is by Robo Hobo a half hobo half robot man known to fight crime.
"Just the other day I was looking up into the sky and I found myself staring at what looked like an some kind of flying object that was unidentified. I shall call it S.K.O.F.O.T.W.U. for short. The object was in the shape of a cup holder. A flying cup holder of some sort like a flying miniature plate only large in sizep. It left me afraid. and so I drove faster and faster. but the glowing cup holder kept following. After much chasing, glowing and spilling it came to an halt and spoke in a weird language I did not completely understand and it said shymlalanmaenamnie i believe the alien was either dyslexic or a child or worse yet a drunk alien driver as I went in for a closer check my worst fears came true it was indeed an underaged dyslexic drunk alien driver. I let it off with a warning."
Another similar account of alien sighting came from my trusted source and friend Sara al Swaidi. Thats one weird name I suspect she might be an alien her self.
i was driving at around 4:16 am and i a sure it was 4:16 am cause I remember looking at my car watch and I dont know ow to set the time on that and it has been set on 4:16 ever since I got the car. it was starting to get dark outside. from the corner of my eye i cud see shades of purple and orange. i ddnt know what it was from. but i refused to check in either of my mirrors. after some time, my curiosity had taken the best of me. i looked. it was a huge wall of smoke covering engulfing the horizon. It looked like a bird but that was too boring and uncreative. It kinda looked like superman but he was on a wheelchair at that time. People thought it was a plane but then again people also thought I was drunk. I began to speed to get away I saw the meter go up to 200kph and thats when it happened. A gigantic flash of what could only ultra-violet xray vision blinded my eyes. i thought it was the end. so i just let my self go n surrendered to the tragedy. I woke up the next morning with a speed ticket. no one believed what i saw. but i did. i sure did.
I have had similar experience with people who swear they have seen blinding lights. And they swear that they have no idea what happened.
Many aliens are known to have abducted people, probed them and left them back on earth. This of course is not an evidence for the existence of aliens cause well I do this abduction kinda thing all the time. These poeple call em aliens the dateline people call me something else.
I have told you all I could... the rest is for you to decide. The truth is out there what the hell are you doing in here.
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I take it you watched X-Files?
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