An inconsistant truth

There is waaaay too much concern about the environment these days. That's all we hear. Environment this pollution that. I blame Al-Gore, just because he couldn't get into the White-house he went after the green house.

They say we litter too much. Too much Junk. I say have you seen how obese we are- we are consuming more junk then ever before.

Carbon emissions from cars you say Have you paid for petrol lately. If we have ever had an incentive to drive less it's now.

Population rising too quickly you say- then why the hell are you crying over aids, starvation and war. India's family planning motto is "Us two and our two". How about genocide for all instead.

Not enough clean drinking water. It's because its called coke. Water cant be dirty, thats like soap being dirty.

These things are self cleansing. human are responsible for NATURAL disasters. Pay extra attention to the words in capital.

Global warming- thats actually happening. Mostly because of green house gases, carbon emmisions increased pollution. Am I contradicting myself. Of course I am thats how you get people to listen. It's the only reason why the bible and politicians are so successful.

We the people...

It's about time. That I, Hysum Ismail restart my bid to become president of the united States of America.

We all know a woman, a black guy or an old guy cant be a president. I mean what next- a handicapped president, a president who used to be an actor, a cheating president, a sleazy president I mean come on. At this rate we might as well have a Jewish guy run for president.

AIDS, RAPE, ABORTION these are the issues that make me horny- FOR JUSTICE

There's a weapon of mass creation in my pants.

Child labor and teenage pregnancy are the same thing

Forget about legalizing gay marriages. You wanna make homosexals think twice make gay divorces illegal.

Say no to drugs, then again if you are talking to drugs you are probably high.

Don't be a burden on the treasury, print your own money.

We the people, by the people, Fuck the people

Smalltalk Begins

This summer on a computer near you. Smalltalk reboots. Look for weekly updates. I am going to start paying some attention to this again. Like When I started it. No more stories. Just short liike essays like I started the blog with. So here goes. enjoy





Here's the problem with being single. It's a guaranty that all the relationships you have been in were failures. Unless of course you have never been in a relationship. So when asking a girl out it automatically means you are one strike down.

But if asking a girl out wasnt hard enough the harder part is breaking up.
Break-ups are horrible. The following are a few things you need to know.

You always wanna be the breakerer not the breakee. It's a matter of pride. You want to be the person taking the dump, you don't want to be the dump itself.

Men prefer to do this kind of thing in public. To show off our masculinity and our superirority to the people around. Also to reduce the chances of violence.

Women tend to prefer to to do this kind of things in-doors. Because even when breaking up they prefer things to be intimate.

Alot of people will prefer to break up over

The phone- The number you have dialed is turned off and is outside your coverage area. Your call is no more important to us. Don't call again.

An email

hey,
hey. It's time we deleted our relationship. You are just too ctrl-ing for me. I mean everytime I try to insert my spacebar into your capslock you just backspace. I just wanted to tell you I have found an alt-ernate laptop. Me and her really get along- you know we just click. As for you and me I hope we can refresh and remain connected.

These are all rather rude to tell you the truth. It's best to pay your relatioship some kind of respect and do it in person. Also there are chances of break-up sex.

As a guy if you are going to take the girl to a restuarant make sure its a cheap restaurant. For the simple reason that the girl is always the one to leave after the break up and you ae going to end up paying the bill.

Now there are always the cliched lines you can use but here are a few variations on them so you can remian atleast a little orignal. Even if you are copying form me.

It's not you, it's your penis
It's not you, it's me- I got high standards
It's not you , it's us
I have STD
We need to talk- We need to stop talking
I just got out of a serious relationship, you on the other hand are a joke
you were a drunken mistake but enough about your conception


I have to go now. There's someone else I need to see now...
It's not you, it's youtube