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Objectivity...myyyyy FOOT!!!!
*ahem*....no i am not a boy.
So I'm taking you didn't finish the script..
so i called the number and your operator put me on hold for an HOUR! what was she? one of those real women? pah. i am a very unsatisfied customer
There is a very simple way of ordering here is transcript of the usual call
Hey- Umm I wanted to order the perfect woman- yes thank you- Yea- just one- Do you have her in any other colour? … yea- golden tan would be great- and a brunette. With full options - Size- I will have a family size- no wait- compact- and could you upsize the… yea- thank you. That will be all- no I don’t want any apple pie with that. Yea I will hold…
apple pie?
those women at takeout- it doesnt matter what you are ordering- always ask for apple pie
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