Monday, February 12, 2007

monthly miracle

I appreciate women for going through menstrual cycles.

That’s right I appreciate women who go through menstrual cycles. It hurts, I know. We get kicked in the balls- which inevitably hurts, but it doesn’t hurt for a week- and we don’t get kicked every month.

We might have to go to the doctor if we get kicked in the balls- women have to go to the doctor if they don’t menstruate.

So I call upon all men to embrace menstruation instead of being disgusted or uncomfortable it. Embrace it- look forward to this upstream battle women go through. Anticipate it like a blood loss victim anticipates blood donation.

After all what is menstruation but a cluster of blood vessels awaiting fertilized egg, providing a safe and warm place for that egg to grow and if that little miracle does not occur the whole thing is flushed away on a gentle pad and the cycle begins again- wasn’t that all worth it. Those pads are the nesting place of humanity.

So be supportive to your women, let them menstruate to their hearts desire- as much as they want as many times as they want. Let their rivers flow without your dam built on negative attitude coming in their way. Tell them how pretty they look when they menstruate and how you want them to do it more often- be supportive

Apart from that I just want to say to all women

I DO RESPECT YOU WOMEN FOR GOING THROUGH THAT.

GOOD LUCK- MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU

9 comments:

Sanaa said...

=D Awwwwe!!

We should post this on every male's blog/website.

and.. Awwwe once again

ManicMane said...

The - sweetest - testament to menstruation ever. I mean really:

'a cluster of blood vessels awaiting fertilized egg, providing a safe and warm place for that egg to grow and if that little miracle does not occur the whole thing is flushed away on a gentle pad and the cycle begins again- wasn’t that all worth it. Those pads are the nesting place of humanity.'

Awwwwwww indeed...

I love you.

Anonymous said...

i'm sorry.. it needs to be reiterated.. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
and the girl next to me is about to tear up with her prolonged "awwwwwww"
Hysum... you are THE MAN. Love you!
BILLABONG BLANKET BING!

Anonymous said...

p.s. i doubt we'd want to menstruate to our heart's content. Bless those who cover all seven days... they've got stamina. Lucky *mumbles* who have it only for 3. grrr..

Anonymous said...

So.. you and i are talking on MSN and you mention something noteworthy...

"A way to a woman's heart is through her periods"

heehee

superpowerfulman said...

Awwwwwwwwww


I had to join in.

tomboy said...

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
hysum that was awesome, although u made it sound so ugly.

Joey said...

Wow Hysum. U got em. U got em good.

But then again i am a women so what the heck....Aawwwwwwwwww

Rakhshi- 3 DAYS???? I didnt even know that was possible!

ManicMane said...

On the contrary, Zee! I thought that was the most BEAUTIFUL description of the whole thing ever written!