Sunday, February 04, 2007

To women everywhere

MEN ARE ATTRACTED TO A WOMAN WITH GREAT WIT.

Wait don’t stop reading yet. There’s more to it than that. Men truly want brighter, more articulate, aggressive women. They want to be seen in the world with them. But they also want these women to leave some of it at the doorstep. These guys are attracted to these women. They just haven't figured out what to do when that strength is channelled towards them.

So to rephrase that-

MEN ARE ATTRACTED TO A WOMAN WITH WIT AS LONG AS WE ARE ABLE TO OUTWIT THEM.

Okay now you can stop reading…

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yaaay!! I'm the first to comment!!

=D

And yes, I'm always outwitted. Although I'm not very witty.. ^o).

I don't really know what I just said.. =$

ManicMane said...

So then how does my capacity to 'outwit' gain me popularity? Or am I exempted from the last statement?

superpowerfulman said...

Sanaa- YAY, -- some women may not be too witty but thy make up for it in other ways.

Dilini- You are not exempt from the statement- though maybe some men are- you are popularity would be a lot more if you managed to excercise a little less wit.

Anonymous said...

azmi, im shocked by ur lack of depth. I thougt u at least had the wit to cover it up

superpowerfulman said...

Azmi was actually being very deep- He was trying to make a point by pretending to be someone who is shallow- In the process mocking witless people who seem to think thy are above themselves.


Really trust me, thts wht he meant

Anonymous said...

dudes, I was being sarcastic, but thanx for the elaborate explanation. I feel like i know u two so much better now

superpowerfulman said...

We were being sarcastic too. WOW sarcasm is hard to come off when you type it.

NEW RULE-

If you are being sacastic on my blog you are required by law to write (WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE)

The rule has been passed under the hysum law- section 110 - one who does not follow this law shall be blocked from reading my blog for a month on repeated counts the candidate will lose all right to read my blog.

superpowerfulman said...

Azmi(who from now on shall be refered to as candidate) are ow placed under house arrest under hysum law- section 79. /whereby a candiate shall be placed under house arrest on the first count of mocking the Hysum law.

Azmi please stay in the house.

Under the ammendment paseed to the law in 1996 the candiate may get out of the house if it is to go to a movie with me.

ManicMane said...

Funny - I find myself very very aware of the tone of written material. I manage to comprehend written sarcasm pretty well. If you still find it difficult - imagine the person's voice whilst reading.