I first wrote a blogpost titled Crystal balls on Friday June 21. Which was basically about what the future holds for all of us. Well things have changed in the last 7 months and have had effects on all of our futures so here are some brand new predictions- I am going to aim lower this time, to an year from now.
The Future- 2008
Dilini-
Now settled in Canada, she would have dumped me for Rakshi. Becoming an Advent supporter of Gay pride. Marching in all rallies hand cuffed to Rakshi. Her parents would have disowned her from the family. Crying over how they should have seen it earlier and not dismissed the weird Kiera Knightley obsession as just a phase, add to that she seems like to men with long hair and sissy boy Radcliff- coming out of the closet might not even take a year.
Rakshi
Rakshi wont really be a lesbian but being the selfless girl she is she will probably convert to one for Dilini. She will be doing 2 minors and 3 majors in 7 different fields. She will be paying all this from her new found fame and fortune from the big success of the somethings.
Faisal
Now in the milatry he will be droping the bar of soap a few times. During War he will be sitting somewhere in the corner listening to his ipod while playing Rome Total war, going on and on about how realistic it is.
Azmi
He now looks Rough and tough with all the facial hair. Women swoon all over him but he has vowed abstinence because 'women are for pussies'. He is still to finish any of the many exams he was supposed to write, hasnt gone golfing yet- is still to shoot a movie but he has grown a little taller.
Hysum
After being left by Dilini I have sworn of relationships and now have only one night stands with the many women who want to sleep with me due to my new found Fame and fortune. Taken to drugs and alcohol. I have quit university and now run fund the church in their fight against homosexuals.
Sanaa
Is now a cat lady, a hobo cat lady. constantly traveling to Dubai and Australia- performing sock puppet shows for her financial needs.
Puj
Now in australia he is an International Hobo. Traveling from place to place in the pouch of a kangaroo, trying to save up the money so he can buy himself an Iphone.
the future is coming- beware
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Hmph! Rakhshi and I are MUTUAL! *Folds arms in indignation*
Men with long hair only qualifies Tom Cruise in Interview With a Vampire, Johnny Depp in Chocolat, PotC, Jason Isaacs as Lucius Malfoy, Orlando Bloom in PotC (add the musketeer hat... *drroollls*), Bucky and Bo from American Idol, aaaand.... er... That's it.
Orlando Bloom, Malfoy ( I dont believe you know the name of the guy who plays him, Bucky- Come on- These are some UGLY UGLY human beings, with the exception of Orlando who is just plain beautiful- not in the male way-
I am just saying and I am pretty sure others will agree anyone who thinks Orlando is HOT has to be Gay
I suppose I'll have to usher those girls I first went to watch it with. Orlando Bloom isn't hot. With that hair and the musketeer hat... mmm...
Insecurity, I say.
What do you expect-
I am a YOYO
Okkk...didnt Tom felton play Malfoy? and hes supposed to be good looking as well, with brown hair and evrything.
Hang on...who you lot on about, Lucious or Draco?
mmm LATINO MEN..... latino la la la la la la baila latinoooo
ahem. done.
Hysum.. your predictions are relatively accurate. I am going to major and double minor and whatever else is involved hahaha. There are too many brilliant domains to dip in and choose from. So why not try em all eh? And dont throw in the liberal arts cliche..
there is however, a slight flaw with this entry. You wont be having one night stands. The somethings will be on tour quite a lot. No time to sleep around. All will be spent on re-decorating our "office" will no walls. The walls are hardcover books. And tables are Eklavya's room furnishings. Any more?
Hugs and love,
Bing Blanket
Touring Hmmmm
Groupies anyone
Pay naught attention to these boys, Fatimah. I meant LUCIUS Malfoy. Not the kid. Ridiculously long hair can be awesome on the right guys.
The guy looks like a rat with highlights.
*snort* Hahahahahahahaha
umm, okaaaaaayyyy, no comments lol
Better than a 2D weasel, Hysum... *whistles innocently*
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