The pursuit of happiness

So you dont know what to do with yourself. I have decided to become a Motivational speaker- and I have also decided you all need motivation to do something with your lives- I mean think about it the best thing you have to do with your time right now is to read this blog. So here goes...

P.S- please dont complain if there are spelling mistakes in this, my spellings arent that great- well my spellings are good they just lack direction- just like you guys.

All my life I have wanted to be somebody, now I want to be somebody else. Its the same with all of you, you want to be something, you want to do something- or someone. We all have goals to reach holes.

Its about time you started working towards your goals- You need to dream- you need have a vision- then you need to get off the drugs. Remember no important person got there by taking drugs- he took drugs after he got there.

Remember as a teeneger you are in the last stage of your life- after that you are living for others. Enjoy it while you can.

You have no direction in life- you dont know what you want- best thing to do is get everything- This is your time-leave no stone unturned, no oppurtunity untried- this is your time- after this- when they arrest you are charged as an adult.

A job is not like high school- if you were popular in high school you are going to have a bitch of a time trying to find a job- because all those nerds you made fun of are now working in the human resource department.

Before a job you need to get into university- University is the biggest groundwork for your adult life- it prepares you for all the forms you are going to have to fill as an adult. Just for managing to fill out those forms you deserve extra credit- and in some cases a dimploma.

You need to get an education, get a job and get a spuose. Then you need to look after your spouse using your job and education. Then you need to get sex education to get a job from your spouse.

You are going to be a parent- you are going to have responsibilities- The most successful parents are the infertile ones.

You are going to have baby- thats why sex brings pleasure if it didnt no one would reproduce- you want pleasure you got to have babies- its a trade-off.

You are going to have to teach your kids how to be a good respectable human being- The way to become a good successful human being is to stop being a kid.

You are going to have to teach your kids everything there is to know about life- forward them my blog address.

You are going to grow old- you need to look back at your life and be happy about it- and you will be wether you had a good life or not- it has nothing to do with satisfaction with old age- its because of all the drugs you will be on.

I hope I have motivated you to do something with your lives-

If not let me try to motivate you to do something else-

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