Wednesday, January 17, 2007

The pursuit of happiness

So you dont know what to do with yourself. I have decided to become a Motivational speaker- and I have also decided you all need motivation to do something with your lives- I mean think about it the best thing you have to do with your time right now is to read this blog. So here goes...

P.S- please dont complain if there are spelling mistakes in this, my spellings arent that great- well my spellings are good they just lack direction- just like you guys.

All my life I have wanted to be somebody, now I want to be somebody else. Its the same with all of you, you want to be something, you want to do something- or someone. We all have goals to reach holes.

Its about time you started working towards your goals- You need to dream- you need have a vision- then you need to get off the drugs. Remember no important person got there by taking drugs- he took drugs after he got there.

Remember as a teeneger you are in the last stage of your life- after that you are living for others. Enjoy it while you can.

You have no direction in life- you dont know what you want- best thing to do is get everything- This is your time-leave no stone unturned, no oppurtunity untried- this is your time- after this- when they arrest you are charged as an adult.

A job is not like high school- if you were popular in high school you are going to have a bitch of a time trying to find a job- because all those nerds you made fun of are now working in the human resource department.

Before a job you need to get into university- University is the biggest groundwork for your adult life- it prepares you for all the forms you are going to have to fill as an adult. Just for managing to fill out those forms you deserve extra credit- and in some cases a dimploma.

You need to get an education, get a job and get a spuose. Then you need to look after your spouse using your job and education. Then you need to get sex education to get a job from your spouse.

You are going to be a parent- you are going to have responsibilities- The most successful parents are the infertile ones.

You are going to have baby- thats why sex brings pleasure if it didnt no one would reproduce- you want pleasure you got to have babies- its a trade-off.

You are going to have to teach your kids how to be a good respectable human being- The way to become a good successful human being is to stop being a kid.

You are going to have to teach your kids everything there is to know about life- forward them my blog address.

You are going to grow old- you need to look back at your life and be happy about it- and you will be wether you had a good life or not- it has nothing to do with satisfaction with old age- its because of all the drugs you will be on.

I hope I have motivated you to do something with your lives-

If not let me try to motivate you to do something else-

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its easier to motivate in capslock.

9 comments:

superpowerfulman said...

What are you talking about?

ManicMane said...

Azmi... azmi... you're too reflective these days, son. In the words of Billy Joel -

'Slow down you crazy child
You're so ambitious for a juvenile'

Oh and Hysum - love the motivations. You're gonna beat Anthony Robbins one of these days.

Joey said...

lol..ur blog is a beautiful ending, to a perfectly crappy day.
I mean..how could it not be. The crappy day just faded away :)

superpowerfulman said...

Well if it didnt change your life- atleast it helped your day.

YOU GO GIRL!!!
hows that for motivation.

Anonymous said...

Hello

Joey said...

hysum lysum kysum juysum plysum tysum sysum wrysum bysum....-i could do this forever- gysum dysum piesum

*ahem* sorry.

Yeah..i think ive officialy lost it.

superpowerfulman said...

looks like someone has got a jolt of the hysumese common virus problem among females. Where thy cant stop thinking about me or saying my name- if you have cought this virus then you definately are insane- I see no other reason why any woman would want to think about me.

Anonymous said...

moogoo!! in class now.. waiting for TA to pop around. no msn on scool pcs so here's a hug and hello for the day. Stay awsum. Stay motivated. Eat candy

Anonymous said...

No one can stop me