All these things I have done

I am now 20 years of age. The Big 2 0. And I have accomplished quite af ew things in my life.

I have-

- Managed to reach the age of 20. It took me 20 years to do it but I think thats not too bad. I am a perfectionist so I took my time.

- finished high school with floating, almost hovering colours.

- Worked my way out of various jobs

- had romantic entanglements with enough women to make a twister board delirious

- learned a foriegn language (english) I am sure its foriegn to foriegners.

- owned most consoles dating from the commodore 64/sega/atari to the wii

These are the things I have accomplished. There are quite a few things I still want to do.

- Have romantic entanglements on the twister board

- own a monkey

- Get out of my moms basement

- Write a best-selling book not bought by my mom

- record a best selling album with songs about my mom

- remove poverty and remember charity begins at home

- get more presents next birthday

- but most of all by biggest goal right now is to get to the age of 21


I want you all to remember...

We live on, love on- loan

The Nitty-Gritty of Eternity

Have you ever noticed that whenever people are telling you to "just be yourself" they mean to say don't act smart or sophisticated.

Would you rather have life be Tragic or Lethargic?

We have forever to count time.

I believe in freelance romance

I am a man ahead of my time but still time is two step ahead of me.

There are only two types of people self-serving and dead.

If the worlds a stage how come I am always the understudy.

Love puts the UN in FUN

I think we should all confess we have nothing to say that is off any importance whatsoever. Lets not pretend our opinions are our own our superiority earned. Lets for once be our selves , unimportant, unsophisticated, uncaring, undeserving, unloving, unloved. I call a toast to UN Without it we are nothing and thats exactly who we are.